Fall into the PIT; we will rescue you

(Mental Rescue Team Bureau)
When the PRINCE falls into a pit (or a borewell), in a remote area of India, the chances of rescuing him were very narrow as much as the mouth of that pit. Anyways, Indian soldiers were able to pull out that five years old Prince alive. Prince got recognition, shot into fame, received prayers, and blessings from Prime mentals and so and so….

The First Drop: An inspired Mental team approached Indian government with some proposals. Government, with all its willingness, gave permission for Mental team to go ahead with its Pit Fall Operations.

Mental Dot Com made up a strategic plan and formed Mental Pit Fall Rescue Committee comprising stalwarts from Politics, Administration and other main Pit fall regions. The committee members are pastmasters in their respective fields. They know how to dig a Khedda (or a Pit), invite others to fall on it, and make a rescue effort and become a saviour of the downtrodden (fallen!) people.

Welcome to the Pit: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have formed innumerous Pits alongside our Mental Dot Com. Anybody who visits MDC premises, will get a great chance to jump into any pit. You have to inform prior about your amount of time staying inside the pit, because, we have to arrange sufficient foods, oxygen and people to pray, for you. We will make up a rescue (not risk) operation using the most sophisticated things like satellite and others. After rescuing, you will receive complements from Worldwide Mental Leaders, including Bush, Blair etc.

The Future Drop: Great responses are receiving for our MDC rescue operations. Some people are falling into the pit without informing us. There are instances of more than one person falling into same pit at a time. Some people, who have forgotten how to get into a trap, are criticizing Mental Dot Com for pulling the name of Prince and Indian Soldiers. Anyways, we are sure that our project will run efficiently and beyond control.