Security beefed up in Mental Dot Com
(Mental Defence Bureau)
Israelis has called up its reserve forces in desperation to trace out Mental Bureau. In coming few days American forces would be landing in Lebanon.
To defend ourselves we have made some security arrangements, although we rejected a security offer from our head office which is located in another galaxy.
Asatyaanveshi will be an anti-missiles and rocket launcher. Soni and Sindhu act as MDC agents as well as Radar experts. Shiv, Mahantesh, Mana and Enigma would lead Mental Security forces in case of a threat.
We have invited Virender Sehwag and Mahendra singh dhoni to stand in middle of the enemies' bombings and hit them back beyond the boundaries. Zenedine Zidane would be coming to lead our head butting experts in case of a armless war happens.
The Back and Final Drop: The fact that Mental Bureau met Osama Bin Laden has created wild furore among Americans. America directed india to put a ban on 'Blogspot.com', which has close proximity with Mental bureau.
posted by Mental @ Friday, July 21, 2006
8 Comments:
At July 22, 2006 5:24 PM,
Anonymous said…
Wah! Hum bhi mashhoor ho gaye!!!
MDC agent, Radar expert!
Interesting!!!
At July 22, 2006 11:24 PM,
Anveshi said…
Oh my dear mint-all mental,
I have two questions before accepting your Compli-mental offer.
1. U rejected your ಹೆಡ್ಡ office request because your hairless head is sooooooooo strong?
2. Are you planning to kill all of us at once?
and one suggestion:
Please Take Mike Tyson to bite the ears of the dears who dont hear your views.
Anyhow I have one great weapon called Aunty-mosquito software to get rid of the she-mosquitoes.
My preparations:
I will find out other aunties like aunty-missile, aunty-blog, aunty-mental.....
huh.... it will be senti-mental !!!!!
At July 23, 2006 1:40 AM,
Mental said…
Sindhuji- aap mashhoor ho gayi tO machchar maarnaa padega!
Anveshi- Haahhahaaa...hhaahaahhha(Non stop)...hahhahhhahha (Out of breathe)... (Pause... Relax
...Your Aunty-mosquito would be useful against old mosquitoes only. Thats it... You are more than hundred percent Mental...Uh... I'll take bed rest.. Bye
At July 23, 2006 4:01 AM,
Anonymous said…
MentlaNNa avre,
Are you alright now?
or still bed ridden with battery down?
Please tell me when will you be ok?
Because I have to give a dose of mentallic acid!
At July 23, 2006 10:16 AM,
Anonymous said…
Oh! You also got a doctor for your mental bureau!!
Good, good. If our Anveshi's aunty mosquito software back-fires and makes us all sick, we atleast have Avi to give us doses of mentallic acid!!!
At July 23, 2006 8:03 PM,
Mental said…
Sindhu, U know both Avi and Anveshi, whose names start with common A, have same different medicines with same actions. They says that their medicines are Foolproof. But actually they themselves are Fools' proof... Hahhaha :+D
At July 25, 2006 9:39 PM,
Shiv said…
Mental,
I greatfully accept the position of leadin mental forces.But tell me who dare to touch the mentals.
PS: Please pay my advance salary asap
At July 26, 2006 6:33 AM,
Mental said…
Dear Shiv
Your recruitment letter has been sent to our headoffice, which is located in a few light yrs away from earth. Don't worry. The advance salary would be sent to you asap once our HO gives a nod to your application. It's only regarding salary, nevertheless you can continue with your work for Mental Dot Com.
With lot patients(ce)
Mental Team
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