Israel and Hezbollas failed to trace Mental bureau

(From Mental Wartime Bureau)

This news has been published from very remote area in a Lebanese colony being in a nerve blocking situation. Our entire team is in the midst of the war between Israel and Lebonese. On one side Israeli rockets are chasing us and on another side Hezbolla guerillas are targeting us, for the reasons unknown.

The Back Drop: You're surprised what in the hell we are doing here. But there's a great story behind this. Few days back when India's 2 space missions, Insat 4C satellite and Agni-III missile, burnt into fire the 1050 million hopes were burnt into ashes. Our Mental Dot Com staff travelled all the way to India to give some hope, which we have in excess. Then the Mumbai serial bomb blasts blasted away some hopes which we had given for Indians. With no hopes left, we were stranded hopelessly in the middle.

At this time, we got a call from G-8 Summit requesting us to go there. We have to take care of the Mental health of World's most powerful and top 8 Mentals and co, who would be struggling to find a appropriate way to waste their time. Our entire staff, without any hopes, started journey towards Group of 8 Mentals.

In the mid-way we accidentally met Osama bin Laden, who begged us to take care of Hezbollas, and arrived into Beirut Airport instead of G-8 Summit. We lost our way in the thick mountains. There in the G-8 Summit, Mr. George Bush was out of mind by our absence. And here in the Beirut, Hezbollas were out of breathe by our absence.

The Final Drop: Bush ordered Israel to track us. Israel sent aircrafts and rockets to dig us out, but no success yet. Mr. Laden asked Hezbolla to trace us out. Their Guerillas wandered all around the Lebanon only to scratch their heads or crushed by Israeli rockets. Can anybody trace us out? Impossible....!!!