Mr. Scolari is the FIFA Mental of the World Cup
Our Mental Dot Com bureau had got an information that Portugal football team coach Mr. Luiz Felipe Scolari has lost the balance, both physically and mentally, and was about to fall into the dire straits. This had happened two days after the Portugal team lost to France.
Sensing something FISHy we sent a team led by Football International Funny Association(FIFA) president Mr. Joseph Bladder to drag him down to our 'Intent'ive Care Unit.
Mr. Bladder tried to mat him by holding and gripping with his arms. The scene happened incidently in Football ground a day before the match between Portugal and Germany for the third place. Mr. Scolari shouted scholarly and started to wave his hands violently round and round like the curly voice of Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20. Mr. Bladder gave up himself and surrendered with his urinary bladder being badly damaged.
Mr. Ruiny of England team was a member of our team. He tried to intimidate Mr. Scolari by kicking his leg in the air. Then it happened, 'Crush'tiano Ronaldo, who badly missed the FIFA young player award because of English Fans, literally crushed and ruined Mr. Ruiny.
This was the time to take appropriate measures. We made a request to UN Ex President Mr. Coffee Anna to cope with Mr. Scolari. Mr. Coffee had his final cup of tea. He stalked and talked with Mr. Scolari and Mr. Bladder and finally concluded to give some consolation of some fifa award for Mr. Scolari to stop his enraging dances.
After a lot of discussions and researches we have made a decision to give "FIFA Mental of the world cup" for Mr. Scolari. Right now Mr. Scolari is going back to his Brasilian hometown Passo Fundo, Rio Grande do Sul. After mixing his football histrionics with Samba dance he all the way will be dancing around our Mental Dot Com.
Final Drop: There are other awards which we are planning to give to Kaka, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Luis figo, Zidane, Bechkam and others. Every nobody are welcome for this great ceremony. We are inviting no comments from Every nobody.
Sensing something FISHy we sent a team led by Football International Funny Association(FIFA) president Mr. Joseph Bladder to drag him down to our 'Intent'ive Care Unit.
Mr. Bladder tried to mat him by holding and gripping with his arms. The scene happened incidently in Football ground a day before the match between Portugal and Germany for the third place. Mr. Scolari shouted scholarly and started to wave his hands violently round and round like the curly voice of Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20. Mr. Bladder gave up himself and surrendered with his urinary bladder being badly damaged.
Mr. Ruiny of England team was a member of our team. He tried to intimidate Mr. Scolari by kicking his leg in the air. Then it happened, 'Crush'tiano Ronaldo, who badly missed the FIFA young player award because of English Fans, literally crushed and ruined Mr. Ruiny.
This was the time to take appropriate measures. We made a request to UN Ex President Mr. Coffee Anna to cope with Mr. Scolari. Mr. Coffee had his final cup of tea. He stalked and talked with Mr. Scolari and Mr. Bladder and finally concluded to give some consolation of some fifa award for Mr. Scolari to stop his enraging dances.
After a lot of discussions and researches we have made a decision to give "FIFA Mental of the world cup" for Mr. Scolari. Right now Mr. Scolari is going back to his Brasilian hometown Passo Fundo, Rio Grande do Sul. After mixing his football histrionics with Samba dance he all the way will be dancing around our Mental Dot Com.
Final Drop: There are other awards which we are planning to give to Kaka, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Luis figo, Zidane, Bechkam and others. Every nobody are welcome for this great ceremony. We are inviting no comments from Every nobody.
posted by Mental @ Friday, July 07, 2006
14 Comments:
At July 11, 2006 1:17 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hai Mental
Hello Mental
Who is the finalist of the mental?
sorry sorry
Who is the mentalist of the medal?
At July 11, 2006 1:40 AM,
Mental said…
Mr. Avinash, very unfortunate for you. If you had been in contact with me earlier I would have granted a Mental award to you. But time is not lapsed to maximum. You can apply for an award. Don't worry be happy!
At July 11, 2006 5:56 AM,
Enigma said…
hey mental thnks for mentaling by my blog.
hm u were in kovw twice!! wow with the same person or diff ??
so which stage are u now?? on the verger of falling in love with the person again or some one else
At July 11, 2006 7:54 AM,
Mental said…
Welcome Enigmental welcome;+)
You are outsider to the world of Love. Nevertheless, I will leak out my TOO PRIVATE matters in VERY PUBLIC.
Hmmm I can't, I can't. If I tell about my Love, my identity will be revealed. So Sorry.... :+(
You send me a mail and I will give a reply with deeee'tail's... O.K?
At July 11, 2006 8:43 AM,
Enigma said…
hm really? whts ur male id sorry mail id :P
At July 11, 2006 8:47 AM,
Enigma said…
btw why are u scared to reveal ur identiti or mentality?
At July 11, 2006 9:20 PM,
Mental said…
Hey come on Enigma, you seems to be enigmatic. But don't try to act smart with me, 'cos I am too Universal. Am beyond the earth, beyond every males and females' reach. So my identity is universal, of course :+D
If my identity is revealed, the lunatics from the Lunar will pull me back to their crust. So and So...
Don't worry be happy!!
At July 12, 2006 5:49 AM,
Enigma said…
ok if u don't wanna give ur mail id don't give
At July 12, 2006 5:50 AM,
Enigma said…
why shuld i tell u connection between whts so ever go figure out urself. else keep scrating ur hairless skull
At July 12, 2006 11:34 PM,
Mental said…
Oh oooh, Hats off to your vain attempts to insult an already insulated mind.
You didn't see hairs on my skull? It's because of the presence of strong brain inside the skull.
You are of long hair personality? If so, it means.... I think you got it!!!?
At July 13, 2006 1:51 AM,
Anonymous said…
who is Enigma?
R U enigmaticash?
or enigmental as pure Mental says here?
I came here for mental confusion, but mental over-confuses me!
Hey mental, reveal ur ID. or else, beware you will become gentle.!!!
At July 13, 2006 2:27 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hi this is really a good mental work. Hats off. Keep it away from NIMHANS.
I like your blog idea.
Surekha rao at rao.surekha@rediffmail.com
At July 13, 2006 5:41 AM,
Anveshi said…
huh... mental...!
Are you searching for mentals?
ooooofffff
I will run awyay from here... uffff I will be mentalled here....
rrrrrrrrrrrrun..............
At July 13, 2006 8:27 PM,
Mental said…
Avi- Why are you bothering about my Identity? There is nothing for Mentals..
Surekha rao- Thanks for peeping in. Keep coming and going. :+)
Asathyanveshi- Don't run away. You are a very best candidate for our Universal Company.
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