Psychics, Half-Mentals required for Dot Com
Great job openings in CMMI infinite level Company Mental Dot Com. No age bar, No qualification, bla.. bla....
Err... Pause a second...Qualifications are required.
1. The person should be as psychic as The President of America.
2. The person should be as half mental as The Politicians of India.
3. The person should be Lunatic enough to dream Lunars like King of Den, Laden.
These are some of the qualifications. But other qualifications will be digged out from you once you enter our Mental Dot Com premises. Now, I have to tell you very good news. Once you enter our site you will automatically acquire the required qualifications as well as all the best remunerations in the whole Universe.
The Job Description:
The candidate should be able to find out how the Politicians from the Subcontinent are capable in digesting the enormous amount of money, which is meant for social development, still maintaining their bulging stomachs.
The candidate should drag out the Swiss Accounts raised due to the indigestion from these Politicians and handover it(and them) to the Metal Dot Com Finance Health Care Unit.
The candidate should possess thorough knowledge of European Union' erratic erection of Policies.
And still lots more...
Back drop: We have recieved lakhs of No-Mails requesting us to include them in our team. Though our's is a Dot Com, we are not tiny dots but the big giants in this whole Universe. We have enough space and time to include the whole mental members from the Earth. Remember Earth is only a tiny dot in our Universe.
Final drop: German Footballer and Captain the German team Michael Ballack is in a tense mood after gloomed over by the rising Italians in the semifinals of the World Cup Football. His mind got a crack half. Hence he became a semi crack, which is just a great qualification for a job in my Site. We are trying to pull him towards us, he is remaining standstill. Can anybody provide a suggestion on how to fully crack the Mr. Ballack and put into Barrack?
Err... Pause a second...Qualifications are required.
1. The person should be as psychic as The President of America.
2. The person should be as half mental as The Politicians of India.
3. The person should be Lunatic enough to dream Lunars like King of Den, Laden.
These are some of the qualifications. But other qualifications will be digged out from you once you enter our Mental Dot Com premises. Now, I have to tell you very good news. Once you enter our site you will automatically acquire the required qualifications as well as all the best remunerations in the whole Universe.
The Job Description:
The candidate should be able to find out how the Politicians from the Subcontinent are capable in digesting the enormous amount of money, which is meant for social development, still maintaining their bulging stomachs.
The candidate should drag out the Swiss Accounts raised due to the indigestion from these Politicians and handover it(and them) to the Metal Dot Com Finance Health Care Unit.
The candidate should possess thorough knowledge of European Union' erratic erection of Policies.
And still lots more...
Back drop: We have recieved lakhs of No-Mails requesting us to include them in our team. Though our's is a Dot Com, we are not tiny dots but the big giants in this whole Universe. We have enough space and time to include the whole mental members from the Earth. Remember Earth is only a tiny dot in our Universe.
Final drop: German Footballer and Captain the German team Michael Ballack is in a tense mood after gloomed over by the rising Italians in the semifinals of the World Cup Football. His mind got a crack half. Hence he became a semi crack, which is just a great qualification for a job in my Site. We are trying to pull him towards us, he is remaining standstill. Can anybody provide a suggestion on how to fully crack the Mr. Ballack and put into Barrack?
posted by Mental @ Wednesday, July 05, 2006
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